God, I'm glad he mentioned the James Nesbitt thing. It was driving me nuts trying to think who he reminded me of

'If nothing else The Day Today deserves to be remembered as a masterclass in funny names—Jennifer Gompertz…'

'Stephen McHattie, a character actor best known for looking just like Lance Henriksen'. Wow. One of the best actors working today, star of the brilliant Pontypool, is just 'a guy who looks like this other guy'? Harsh.

Peter Dinklage / Meryl Streep

God, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. It's bad enough we're getting multiple versions of superheroes that people have actually heard of, but Ant-Man? Really? Is that the sound of the bottom of the fucking barrel being scraped?

Looks as though, in this box office battle, Ant-Man got -
*takes off sunglasses*
Stepped on

I read it a few years ago and hated it enormously. Nice to see the adaptation is getting the level of talent it deserves

Pete Townshend will tell you all about who he is, little child, in private. Just don't tell your mum and dad, OK?

I know! I literally exploded with annoyance when I saw that!

I couldn't possibly say. Perhaps they were drawn in by Corey's star power, like moths circling a grubby, flickering 10-watt bulb

I would be happy if a) They weren't obviously prostitutes b) They didn't look so depressed c) They didn't have hideous plastic Frankentits

That article about Playboy just made me really sad, it's like the second half of Boogie Nights when everything's gone to hell and no-one's having fun any more.

I'm just glad Corey Haim isn't around to witness this

Speaking as a former duck owner, this is all true. Ducks are about the most evil fuckers on the planet

Seriously? The washed out look to her, the complete inability to focus on anything, the puffy face? She's just not that attractive any more, even with all the lighting and makeup. These days her face is just one big warning sign.

I haven't seen everything he's done over the last few years (hence the 'probably' above), but Affliction at least looks interesting.

Oh for fuck's sake, will someone just stop Shyamalan from doing things, already?

In the movie, she looks like she'd be a 'maybe' after about three pints. In real life, I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world. Amazing what lighting can do.

I don't know. The last good thing Schrader wrote was Bringing Out The Dead (14 years ago) and the last good thing he directed was probably Mishima (28 years ago). At this point, all that's left in his skull are memories, cobwebs and a bit of cocaine residue.

Because all your friends are unknowingly shagging their SPOILERS