Hey, the writing in Paranormal Activity was pretty great. Well, the last 15 seconds was scary, anyway. Up till that, it was dull as fuck.

Metal Machine Music is just so middle of the road…

The correct answer is Lou Reed
At his best: The Velvet Underground, Transformer, Berlin, New York

Shit, I meant Self Portrait. Although New Morning is also pretty bad.

You'd better believe Dylan qualifies for this list. Just listen to Blood On The Tracks, then listen to New Morning. Or better, don't listen to New Morning, smash it into tiny pieces.

Agree with the Costello love on here. He's done some stuff that didn't quite work out, but he's never plumbed the hideous depths of McCartney or Rod Stewart. Not even close.

Just saw the title of this
And thought it was an insufferably quirky indie comedy starring Zooey Deschanel. I am very glad to see that it isn't anything of the sort.

Axl Rose is a big, weeping vagina
When the crowd start chucking bottles full of piss and shit, then you can walk off stage. Until then, keep playing.

Not even a good tribute band. GNR without Slash is not GNR. It's just some fat ginger and a bunch of session musicians.

Actually, Tommy is a brutally realistic depiction of British working class life. Evil cousins, pervy uncles, crappy holiday camps, football hooliganism, mad religious people and lots and lots of baked beans. Sounds about right to me.

Oh hell yes
I just love this movie, in all its baked-beansy pedo-uncle 20-foot-boots madness. I'm not even going to argue with the people who say it's over the top and stupid. OF COURSE it's over the top and stupid - it's a Ken Russell movie. This is one of the silliest films of all time, and also one of the greatest.

I'm pretty sure that trailer was supposed to be funny
But I didn't laugh, not even slightly. Still, I'm sure this show will be hilarious, and they just put all of the painfully unfunny bits in the trailer for some reason.

It was a shame how he carried on.

Eh,about Buffy's argument, maybe I was just cranky after watching three straight episodes that varied between OK (Spiral) and whiny going on maudlin (The Weight Of The World and the wretched, near-unwatchable Tough Love). As Giles says, she's not like us; she has to be a hero.

Really liked Buffy S5 as a whole
Right up to the last four episodes, which went hard into wangst territory. The finale went some way towards making up for that, but even there you have Buffy's ridiculous argument that she's going to save Dawn even if it means the end of the world.

Stephenie Meyer's next project is a series about sparkly, sensitive zombies.

Vampires are ruined FOREVER!!!!!!! It's like Twilight came and destroyed Dracula, Nosferatu, Buffy, Salem's Lot and everything that was good and vamp-related.

Oh fuck off, Quarantine is just about exactly the same film as Rec, only with American actors. It's not quite as good as the original, but it's hardly the abomination that most people would have you believe.

Hey, Costa Ricans are racists too! In my country, people say the same thing about Poles, in Arizona they say it about Mexicans. It's nice to know that every country in the world is full of people making ridiculous blanket assumptions about foreigners!

Old Vampire Liker - what are you, 150 years old or something?