What you mean is, Liev Schreiber thanks fuck he does movies like Salt instead of smartarse, knowing parodies that haven't been any good since the first instalment. And then goes home to bang Naomi Watts.

God, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. Coming soon, Tasha Robinson beats up Fiddy Cent.

Is that Brett Ratner's O face? Sexy!

You just know that some studio executive is watching that College Humor video and thinking 'I'm totally going to make that with Brendan Fraser and Charlize Theron'.

Bob motherfucking Hoskins, bitches.
The Long Good Friday is the movie that Guy Ritchie dreams of making. And Mona Lisa is nearly as good. Between them, those two movies contain enough awesomeness to forgive a thousand Super Mario Brothers.

I loved the ending to Time Bandits as a kid. I actually thought it was pretty cool.

Well, that explains it. I've been avoiding that covers thing as though my very life depends on it.

Ze books vere in Englisch, but zey had a Cherman accent!

Just what is Oscar bait these days, anyway?
The last four Oscar winners for Best Picture: a war movie, a love story set in the slums of India, a super-violent crime thriller and a gangster flick. Meanwhile, traditional Oscar-bait movies like Atonement get left in the dust.

All right, an entirely serious question
Who the fuck is T|ed Leo and why should I give a shit? Extensive research (ha!) reveals him to be a 39-year-old hipster, which is amazingly sad in itself, and that he's been in a whole bunch of bands, none of which I have ever heard of.

Ha ha! Look everybody, I've spotted a spelling mistake in someone else's post! Look at me everybody! Look how clever I am! Look at me!

MikeMartz, you're overdoing it mate. You had me going there with your first post, and even your second. Stick to that level of trolling and you'll fool a lot of people (including me) into thinking you're serious.

MikeMartz, you like Gawker, we get it. Now shut the fuck up, please? Jesus, it's like listening to some guy talking about his hot girlfriend and the great sex they're having. NOBODY FUCKING CARES.

Hendel, either you're trolling or the men with the butterfly nets are coming for you. Toys is one of the worst movies I have ever seen, a film about the virtues of peace and love that made me want to hideously murder everyone associated with it.

I think you just answered your own question.

Two words: school holidays. This one'll be back in Basic Algebra class in a couple of weeks, then we'll never hear from him again.

Gawker may have had it an hour ago, but did they have Sean O'Neal ripping the piss out of the movies on the list? They did not. So who gives a shit about Gawker?

At the end, it turns out the Hasbro Factory was on Mars all along.

You know, I read that list expecting to be horrified and depressed, and actually came out thinking I might like to see a good few of those movies.

The Gambler is pretty good, largely because Toback isn't directing. Other than that, the guy makes an awful lot of movies about horny bastards with gambling problems, who have every woman in the movie falling at their feet. Basketball is also likely to feature at some point.