Well, if they're making that list, can I humbly submit a scene from a truly awful mystery called Ruby Cairo, starring Andie McDowell and Liam Neeson.

Oh man, if only M Night Shyathingy had directed Inception! That would have been the greatest movie ever!

The whole of Duck Tales was created by Christopher Nolan as a secret guide to understanding Inception. You just have to be able to decipher the clues.

So Popeye's is where you go if KFC is just too damn classy for you? Holy shit, I think my brain just fused.

I always thought, with this movie in particular, that the product placement is a gigantic joke in itself. In that scene up above it's so ridiculously blatant that you can't help laughing at it. In fact, it was one of the few times I laughed at the movie. I certainly didn't want to buy Popeye's chicken, whatever the…

Tapirs are cool. But the snow leopards are where it's really at.

The only reason Armond White has a job is that he's a total attention whore, and people keep paying attention to him. Simple answer: stop paying attention. Ignore him like the troll that he is, and eventually he'll get fired, and you'll never have to hear from him again.

It was the 50's equivalent of Lady Gaga's vagina.

You see, I was going to post something saying that Robyn is really hot, and any of us on here would hit it like Thor's hammer. And then I did a GIS for her.

Goddammit, now I'm going to have to buy the Blu-Ray and watch this fucking movie again. That wasn't supposed to happen.

No. No it does not own jack shit. What it does have is Brad Pitt looking like he just crawled out of a dumpster, Juliette Lewis looking like she just OD'ed on Valium, and David Duchovny being so smug, so pleased with himself, so fucking smarter-than-thou that even the Dalai Lama would want to bounce that cunt's head…

Um, no, not really upset. Just wondering who would ever buy these things? Oh, wait, you're from 4chan? You probably think Kalifornia is an undiscovered masterpiece, then.

Oh yes, the ninth season of Hawaii Five-O is out at last!
Thank God for that! Now my collection can be complete!

I remember her
She was the one who was supposed to be changing pop music forever in 1997, and again in 2007, when each time she had a big hit single and, er, disappeared off the face of the planet. Now she's back, to change the face of pop music forever, again! Don't get me wrong, I hope SOME fucker can change the…

Since most of his audience are about 10 I doubt if sex appeal has much to do with it. Science has yet to find an answer, but 'all pubescent girls are pretty much batshit insane' is a working hypothesis.

Oh for fuck's sake
You can't beat that for an opening line. Though I can't help thinking that it could be used for most of the news articles on here.

I don't think you understand the deeper meaning of Cats and Dogs 2. Is is real, or is it all taking place in the mind of Kitty Galore? Only the spinning worm tablet at the end offers a clue.

Fuck, if you're going with Medicine Man, why not Finding Forrester 2: The Findening.

Culkin is in Jacob's Ladder. He scuttles across the ceiling at one point, like that crazy old spider-lady in Legion.

Fuck that, I'm not even watching the thing until the full five hour version is released. Damn you, Hollywood, and your executive meddling. Why can't you just let Malick be great?