Actually, that Biehn scene in T2 has enough bad dialogue for anyone, and some really shitty acting from Biehn.

Ah hell, why did he cut them out? With that scene, it would have been a really good movie.

The Asylum - favourite label of everyone's clueless granny
'What do you mean, it's not thr right film? Look, it says Titanic right there on the cover!'

You think you've got it bad? I'm 39, and that means I'm about to come back into the world again as an old man, after ten years of non-existence. Has anything much changed since 2000?

A girl I knew a while back really wanted to be a CSI technician because she thought it would be just like it was on those shows. I didn't have the heart to tell her that they might just be the teensiest little bit inaccurate.

Old fart is old and grouchy, shocker
What he means is that HE never did any interviews over lunch, or asked any cute-ass questions. Maybe everyone else did, and they were laughing behind his back the whole time.

Hell yes. Doesn't everywhere?

Dances With Wolves
I must have seen him in a hundred things, but I always remember that performance. Mainly because I've never managed to watch the movie beyond the bit where he shoots himself.

OK, what if we give you Jordan to sweeten the deal? And Posh Spice? Please?

Sorry. Won't happen again, I promise. I posted something nasty about Gwyneth Paltrow, if that makes up for it?

America can have her back now
Can we have Michelle Rodriguez instead?

Nice to see all the hate for Zack Snyder on here
But I actually liked 300, Dawn of the Dead and Watchmen. I was under the impression that these were pretty well-regarded movies (the lowest rated on IMDB comes in at 7.4).

Yeah, because there have been thousands of those lately, what with Inception and, uh… what else again?

Saw
Seven movies in, and Cary Elwes is still crawling down that hallway on one leg. What's the betting he comes back in the new one?

And if you think the one coming out this year is the 'final' one, think again. They're still going to be making these things when mankind reaches Alpha Centauri.

Nicole, you are either a) trolling, b) working for Lionsgate Films or c) stark raving mad

Silly phel poster. Saw has made the most money, therefore it is the best! There are no other criteria for success!

I'm not annoyed, just irritated by the implication that anyone should give a damn about this person. She isn't talented, she isn't particularly good looking, and yet I keep on reading about her. I know she's hardly alone in being a talentless bimbo attention whore, but ye gods, do we really need another one of those?

Who the fuck is Amanda Bynes?
Seriously, has this woman ever done one single thing that anyone could give one tenth of a shit about?

Plus, she fancied her brother for quite a while. That's got to put a strain on the relationship.