The Breakfast Club
Obviously someone's mentioned this already and I've missed it. But seriously - Judd Nelson and Molly Ringwald? That one isn't going to last until lunchtime, when she wakes up and thinks 'My God, what have I done?'

I don't think you're supposed to believe they're going to stay together forever. That last scene has a definite vibe of 'fuck it, this isn't going to work out but while we're here, let's have some sex'.

The Boy With An Arse For A Face:

Gosh, that's struck a nerve. I think some people must have missed the bit about the 'serious documentary' fronted by Lindsay Lohan - that really happened, and that was on the supposedly 'upmarket' BBC.

Hurrah!
I do not live in America, and this show confirms my sense of smug superiority! It's not that we don't have freaks like this in England, but we don't make TV shows about them.

You know, that guceeshopping thing looks like a really pathetic rip-off site, but I can see that beneath it all, they are offering great products at bargain prices! I shall buy lots of things there, and I am sure they will be of excellent quality, produced and marketed by highly reputable people! Thank you…

I thought The Van was a story of a bunch of foul-mouthed Dubliners selling greasy burgers, starring Chief O'Brien. I suspect either you're talking about a different movie, or you didn't read the IMDB synopsis very carefully

Bukowski + wet T shirts
= EPIC WIN!

Simplest way through this mess - just excies the prequels completely. And while you're at it, take the motherfucking Ewoks and Admiral 'It's a twap!' Ackbar with 'em.

sexual, that clip is genius. Now if only that had been the actual dialogue.