I'm with @disqus_jc0YTPDJYw:disqus . Inception is an entertaining, exciting, and great-looking movie, but the central conceit was just unforgivably dumb and half-baked. Which would be FINE, for an action movie, if it hadn't been so impressed with itself for being so smart and mind-blowing. That movie, along with TDKR,…

@avclub-a4588b2238c4244567744117f04422c4:disqus , SWAT isn't bad so much as it just barely exists. For some reason, I've seen it like 3 times, and I can't remember a single thing about it that you couldn't guess from the title.

FRANCO FAILS TO FASCINATE IN FOREBEARER TO FRANK'S FABLE ABOUT FIAT FINANCES

I know I'm 4 days too late, but that gif made me laugh so hard that I'm having trouble breathing. Thank you.

I HAVE THE POWE — NO, WAIT

Also, Daniel Tosh's 45 minute explanation of the film's plot nearly justifies his existence.

Correct, @avclub-7f40bfd32406e78a380f000b967dbfc4:disqus . That is fake improvisation, and it is at least as enraging as any of the other ads mentioned here. The kids didn't have time spontaneously say anything adorable because they were too busy being cunts.

Mary Todd: Oh no! This is the part where he kills you!
John Wilkes Booth: OK, this is the part of the play where I kill you.

Let's not go crazy. You really don't need anyone besides Snoop up there.

No, sadly, nobody remembers "The Chevy Chase Debacle". … You're talking about my mid-90's ska cover band, right?

I don't like the Oscars, and I don't like Tim and Eric, but yes, I would watch the shit out of a Tim-and-Eric-hosted Oscars.

Saying "cis" is made up just means your science education was woefully inadequate. Cis and Trans are words that describe chemical structures that are kinked or straight, respectively. When we talk about "trans fats", that's where the word comes from.

RAND PAUL would destroy the country, but at least we'd finally get a bona fide Aqua-Buddha-worshipping level 7 Laser Lotus in the White House.

Are you saying that Ed Stoppard's stubble isn't actually teal?

You know, a sudden Audition-style descent into body horror might really give the series some new legs. So to speak.

The *actual* competition for jobs at google is pretty fun, if one is into that sort of thing.

Mr. T Ate My Balls

Eh. Cider House Rules was an exercise in completing every item on the prestige-picture checklist, but it did so in a competent and professional manner.

Just to be clear, because my brain hurts - both helpful dead wife AND evil detective guy - BOTH of them are ghosts, yes? If anyone has actually seen this - is there any hint that this is a ghost story movie before we get to these twists, or do they just decide to switch genres at the last minute?

The local branch manger of Applebee's is an anarchosyndicalist.