The local branch manger of Applebee's is an anarchosyndicalist.

Isaac is sitting in a bar, talking to the bartender.
"You see this pulp novel? I wrote it myself, but do they call me Isaac the author? Nooo! 
You see this objectivist tract? I hand them out on the street corner every day, but do they call me Isaac the objectivist? Nooo! 
But you fuck ONE dude in a goat costume …."

Isaac is sitting in a bar, talking to the bartender.
"You see this pulp novel? I wrote it myself, but do they call me Isaac the author? Nooo! 
You see this objectivist tract? I hand them out on the street corner every day, but do they call me Isaac the objectivist? Nooo! 
But you fuck ONE dude in a goat costume …."

No. Salt Lake City is pretty liberal, and actually enjoys antagonizing the rest of the state -  this liberal atheist hippie was Mayor for 8 years.

EDIT: disregard, wrong window

How dare people judge an organization that has promoted and facilitated pedophilia on a global scale! Don't you know that some old white men's fee-fees might be hurt by all of this?

Eels. Eels. Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can.

Eels. Eels. Eels up inside ya, finding an entrance where they can.

I liked that commercial because it means that presumably Bob Odenkirk was paid a small dumptruck's worth of money, and that man should have lots of money. The commercial itself was mind-bogglingly bad though.

And, behind the fourth wall, people with clipboards and notebooks watching  and taking notes while you eat your muffin. Just because.

Absolutely. I give the DS9 writers mad props on this - Homefront/Paradise Lost would come off as a heavy-handed allegory about our response to 9/11, except it was written 7 years before 2001. That just makes it eerily prophetic.

Alice in Wonderland not only felt like fan-fiction, it felt like BAD fan-fiction. It *may* have been the worst movie I've ever seen, but it was *without a doubt* the most nakedly contemptuous of its audience.

I like how everyone is shocked when each new reality show turns out to be fake. After you taste your first couple of turd sandwiches, you really need to stop being shocked that they taste bad.

There is literally NO WAY that Axe Wars could be as good as the show I'm imagining right now.

It's true, I once got my dishwasher repaired there, but I'm not sure these facts are really all that much fun anymore.

If Chris Brown's response to antagonism is to get himself thrown in jail, antagonize away.

My 18 month-old starts breakdancing the instant he hears the DS9 theme come on. Of course, he's been known to rock out to the sweet sounds of the coffee grinder.

We have wonderful schools and a very nice pubic park system.

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The Pact was pretty good! But *way* too short, which is really weird for a movie that gets a lot of its impact from atmosphere. It's rare that I say this, but: there should have been more padding and more exposition.