Yeah, I'm fairly sure re-watching the Orphanage would leave you catatonic. Just don't do it, kids.

FWIW, I'm not really interested in watching this sort of clusterfuck, but I would happily read a 500 page analysis of it.

Actually, Noel Murray has you covered in the S3E1 review.

*kills headcrab with crowbar*

Editing problems aren't enough to explain that monotone, unpaced fetch-quest of a movie. I strongly suspect that George Lucas was secretly involved.

I thought it was funny, anyway.

Oh, Dkirz, you're the worst spammer EVER. Save your sanctimony for the pedophile ring that you call a religion.

Ah yes, because abortions only result from doing something wrong. Obviously.

Does it actually 'depict the natives of Thailand as “obstacles”'? Because that sounds less "problematic" and more "openly racist."

Does it actually 'depict the natives of Thailand as “obstacles”'? Because that sounds less "problematic" and more "openly racist."

Kind of this. If you woud like to keep information private, do NOT expose it to the internet. Information is a very leaky thing.

Kind of this. If you woud like to keep information private, do NOT expose it to the internet. Information is a very leaky thing.

I'm unironically impressed that they talked about american cultural hegemony in a pretty smart way. How do we reconcile this with their "magnets, how the fuck do they work?" opinions?

I'm unironically impressed that they talked about american cultural hegemony in a pretty smart way. How do we reconcile this with their "magnets, how the fuck do they work?" opinions?

Pull the other one, @unicyclistperiscopes:disqus . It's actually called a "Flaming Cumberbatch."

Pull the other one, @unicyclistperiscopes:disqus . It's actually called a "Flaming Cumberbatch."

Well, if people are falling over because the ship is vertical in outer space, JJ Abrams will have some serious nerd rage on his hands.

Well, if people are falling over because the ship is vertical in outer space, JJ Abrams will have some serious nerd rage on his hands.

He did a lot of good work in his Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb period.

He did a lot of good work in his Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb period.