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No, you're right, this is important, and I'd really like to see a video of this in action. In any case, I think that *both* people connected to the last unbroken piece of spaghetti win. Either that or they have to trade blows until one of them lets go.

I'm going to be pedantic about this, because it's what Egon would have wanted, and point out that weight should scale as the length cubed, since you're presumably enlarging it in all dimensions, not just length. So I'd expect a 35 foot twinkie to weigh about 54 tons.

Pro: they are super-helpful if you have kids, always have tons of staff who are actually polite and competent, and the food is actually pretty good and minimally processed (as far as fast food chains go).

I doubt there's any movie so perfect or awful that you couldn't write a blistering takedown or glowing review of it, respectively, with the right set of ideas in mind. Armond White does actually seem to know enough to be able to write some well-thought-out, valuable contrarian criticism.

You guys, I'm sure no one is interested in using Hola Unblocker and MoreFlicks to gain legal access to Netflix's complete global catalog, which fills a lot of holes from the USA's selection.

Um, are you trying to be funny? If so, you might consider trying again.

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That's a smart way of looking at it, although it still seems bizarre to me. I guess that's why I'm still just a regular person instead of a 100 billion dollar multiglobonational corporate person.

FWIW, I dumped my 360 and bought a PS3 pretty soon after they started treating me like an advertising dump. It's weird. Google generally ignores its users because we're not the ones paying the bills - the advertisers are. However, Microsoft's users ARE its customers, and are often paying quite high prices, but it

Oh shit, I forgot Garak. Did he ever get a spot in the main credits, or was he just a Fake Guest Star? In any case, he probably deserves a spot in the top 10 too.

Aw, man, now I'm ranking all the casts in my head … time to go full nerd, I guess. Here's what I can come up with for the top 10 Star Trek actors:

Other things that suck:
-The bigger font and added whitespace means about half as many posts on screen at a time, which paradoxically makes it harder to read
-Anonymous downvotes somehow make internet commenting even more passive-agressive

Karla Ha Ha /Grey Man Writes is back, everyone! Long time no see!

You're goddamn right it's still a thing.

I'm not even particularly claustrophobic - I've spent many hours in an MRI for the sake of science, without any claustrophobia. I still had a mini-panic attack when they got trapped, because that is apparently terrifying.

It's ok, I started things off by downvoting myself. Go nuts!

My favorite part of nüdisqus is how passive-aggressiveness is an intrinsic "feature", in the form of anonymous, inexplicable down-ratings such as the one above.