THOOMAAASSSSSSSSSSS!

And when a celebrity or other public figure e̶n̶d̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ argues with furniture on national TV  right-wingers nod their heads and say "Tell me more."

And when a celebrity or other public figure e̶n̶d̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ argues with furniture on national TV  right-wingers nod their heads and say "Tell me more."

Weirdly enough, that is EXACTLY the motorcycle I've been looking for. So, um, thanks!

Weirdly enough, that is EXACTLY the motorcycle I've been looking for. So, um, thanks!

No, fantasy football is Dungeons and Dragons for nerds who aren't even good at being nerds.

No, fantasy football is Dungeons and Dragons for nerds who aren't even good at being nerds.

That's 'B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Soteoro Fartbongo' to you, cracker.

That's 'B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Soteoro Fartbongo' to you, cracker.

The DVDs don't include the pre-opening sequence for some reason, so I had no clue it was one giant solar system until I saw the movie … but it's definitely a solar system. They even show you a picture of it right at the beginning of the movie.

The DVDs don't include the pre-opening sequence for some reason, so I had no clue it was one giant solar system until I saw the movie … but it's definitely a solar system. They even show you a picture of it right at the beginning of the movie.

I'd look at it this way: the doctors of the future probably have a pretty good handle on how to treat STDs, even space syphilis. On the other hand, the holodecks apparently malfunction and turn evil once a week or so. Just playing the odds, which would YOU trust with your genitals?

I'd look at it this way: the doctors of the future probably have a pretty good handle on how to treat STDs, even space syphilis. On the other hand, the holodecks apparently malfunction and turn evil once a week or so. Just playing the odds, which would YOU trust with your genitals?

I'll put in another vote against DS9 Worf. I was genuinely surprised on my first rewatch just how much time we have to spend listening to him bitch and moan about one thing or another. It's a well-sketched character, but that character's kind of a buzzkill.

I'll put in another vote against DS9 Worf. I was genuinely surprised on my first rewatch just how much time we have to spend listening to him bitch and moan about one thing or another. It's a well-sketched character, but that character's kind of a buzzkill.

Also a good facebook status.

Also a good facebook status.

If you are at all famous in any way and then proceed to do basically anything, you will receive death threats about it on the internet. That's why they call it "the internet."

If you are at all famous in any way and then proceed to do basically anything, you will receive death threats about it on the internet. That's why they call it "the internet."

I'm pretty sure their reasoning went like this:
Vagina = NC-17
Dead chicken = PG-13