I'm pretty sure their reasoning went like this:
Vagina = NC-17
Dead chicken = PG-13

The memory of paying George Lucas my own actual money for the privelege of hearing Hayden Christiansen say "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" makes me feel like saying something very impolite indeed.

The memory of paying George Lucas my own actual money for the privelege of hearing Hayden Christiansen say "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" makes me feel like saying something very impolite indeed.

Did Netflix not have these episodes for a while? Or was I always just getting nauseous from squigglevision and skipping to the 2nd season? Because discovering there were episodes I hadn't seen yet - with a Franz Kafka rock opera, no less - fucking made my week.

Did Netflix not have these episodes for a while? Or was I always just getting nauseous from squigglevision and skipping to the 2nd season? Because discovering there were episodes I hadn't seen yet - with a Franz Kafka rock opera, no less - fucking made my week.

Listening to that song not only made the word "party" sound really weird by the end, but now the whole concept of "partying hard" makes no sense to me. Like, we're gonna get some people together, have some drinks, maybe dance to some music … AND DO IT REALLY HARD? How do you do it hard? Why is preferable?

Listening to that song not only made the word "party" sound really weird by the end, but now the whole concept of "partying hard" makes no sense to me. Like, we're gonna get some people together, have some drinks, maybe dance to some music … AND DO IT REALLY HARD? How do you do it hard? Why is preferable?

On a site where this was once posted, I take that as a great honor, @Lack of Name.

On a site where this was once posted, I take that as a great honor, @Lack of Name.

Yeah, basically this. If I were a straight lady, she would definitely be my "If I had choose another lady" choice. Since I'm just a straight guy, I'll say that I really respect her body of work.

Yeah, basically this. If I were a straight lady, she would definitely be my "If I had choose another lady" choice. Since I'm just a straight guy, I'll say that I really respect her body of work.

Glue two googley eyes on that vagina and draw a mustache on it, and you're in business.

Glue two googley eyes on that vagina and draw a mustache on it, and you're in business.

No offense meant to you, Michael, but I generally don't waste too much thought thinking about the things that random morbidly obese drug-addicted pederasts might say.

No offense meant to you, Michael, but I generally don't waste too much thought thinking about the things that random morbidly obese drug-addicted pederasts might say.

MR. F!

MR. F!

MR. F!

Arrested Development made a pretty compelling case that it's just plain retarded.

Arrested Development made a pretty compelling case that it's just plain retarded.