@Monkeylint:disqus , the first 33% of your mortgage is for the house. The other 66% is for the privilege of not living in Texas.

@Monkeylint:disqus , the first 33% of your mortgage is for the house. The other 66% is for the privilege of not living in Texas.

This video actually did set off my sarcasm detectors … but then again, almost anything they play on the radio these days sounds like self-parody to me. I'd say more, but I have to go tell some kids to get off my damn lawn.

This video actually did set off my sarcasm detectors … but then again, almost anything they play on the radio these days sounds like self-parody to me. I'd say more, but I have to go tell some kids to get off my damn lawn.

Matt Smith was the same age when he started playing the Doctor, and he was plenty believable as a thousands of years old alien that constantly changes their appearance.
Farrell did grow into the part eventually, but I don't think age is a good excuse.

Matt Smith was the same age when he started playing the Doctor, and he was plenty believable as a thousands of years old alien that constantly changes their appearance.
Farrell did grow into the part eventually, but I don't think age is a good excuse.

Donny Darko has a wonderful sense of place, time and mood.

Donny Darko has a wonderful sense of place, time and mood.

While we're talking about things that will sadly only exist in my imagination, why not all of them at the same time?

While we're talking about things that will sadly only exist in my imagination, why not all of them at the same time?

When I read comments like @avclub-05d95802fa9e35afe18c0f1d90e37968:disqus 's, I like to pretend I've stepped into a mirror universe, much like our own, except that female celebrities are desperate to sexually satisfy dudes who comment on internet message boards but invariably fail to live up to the dudes' high…

When I read comments like @avclub-05d95802fa9e35afe18c0f1d90e37968:disqus 's, I like to pretend I've stepped into a mirror universe, much like our own, except that female celebrities are desperate to sexually satisfy dudes who comment on internet message boards but invariably fail to live up to the dudes' high…

Oh, right. Whoops. In my defense, I hear "Beatles cover" and "Across the Universe" and fly into a red-misted rage.

Oh, right. Whoops. In my defense, I hear "Beatles cover" and "Across the Universe" and fly into a red-misted rage.

Nothing about, arising from, or pertaining to Across the Universe is better than anything. It's literally impossible to Britta anything more than that movie Britta'd the Beatles.

Nothing about, arising from, or pertaining to Across the Universe is better than anything. It's literally impossible to Britta anything more than that movie Britta'd the Beatles.

Well, for one thing, he's driving up the price of already expensive fetus-taco meat.

Well, for one thing, he's driving up the price of already expensive fetus-taco meat.

@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus , pretty sure he's talking about 2004.

@avclub-792b765aa995daf26cf6f17f519c949d:disqus , pretty sure he's talking about 2004.