Dunno, that firstie looked like a cry for help.

Wow. I thought the "Zeitgeist Gesundheit Kindergarten Angst Kaputt." part meant that you were joking. Nope. That's a new bar for badness - when something is so bad, any description or excerpt is indistinguishable from parody.

Don't forget about grabbing a skinny guy and throwing him in the air while you chant "riot." That's important, and also random and hilarious.

Please. If Sokka and Suki getting a little "violent" with each other in a prison cell while Zuko stands guard doesn't rate AT LEAST a 10, it calls the whole objectivity of the ship-o-meter into question.

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

And then, the stunning conclusion to the Carrie Bradshaw Trilogy, "Sex and the Centipede."

@avclub-78b6e39336f2cc0745a2944f919541a4:disqus , yeah, the regression is pretty breathtaking. Most of the crazier Christian nonsense we hear these days is very recent. Jesus only started seriously caring about abortion about 50 years ago …

A theory is the model that best describes the verifiable truth. The theory of gravity, for instance, corresponds to the verifiable fact that stuff always falls down.
"Where many people, including scientists, go wrong is taking these models literally."
What, exactly, has "gone wrong"?

You mindless AV CLUB Liberals™ are all pretty quick to cry racism, but you don't realize that George Zimmerman is a Hispanic, or you call him a "white" hispanic, and since I have no idea what that means, I'll assume it's meaningless. Also, too, several white people were once assaulted by black people, and furthermore

I really don't want to be a killjoy, but one of the reasons I love Avatar is its real-world politics: actual depictions of the consequences of war and violence, both on an individual and societal level; surprisingly complex ideas about different cultures and how they interact; a fantasy world that has more to do with…

Well, yeah, as opposed to jumping right back up, running up the stairs, and hurling herself down, over and over again. Like the world's most pathetic lemming.

SNAPE ABORTS DUMBLEDORE

@ComradeQuestions:disqus … you've just described the best movie ever.

"Engaging the themes is NOT what a critic does. A critic gives enough of a synopsis to offer some context to the audience."

Is the "at a party" qualifier really necessary here? The methheads round these parts seem like they can have a good time almost anywhere and in the presence of all sorts of different kinds of fecal matter.

I'm too polite to say "let me google that for you."

*3 minute beep boop beep solo*

Had no idea it was *that* Danny Strong.

My impression was that, basically, everyone already knows what happened in the Obama-Clinton primary. There's not really any insidery knowledge - we all had to live the damn thing for like 6 months. Basically, Clinton's team was full of overconfident insiders who got really pissy when caught with their pants down. I…

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus , had McCain won, I'm almost positive Palin would have launched some sort of skeezy Tonya-Harding-style plot to become president.