[makes tardis noise]

Dammmmmnnnnnn @avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus . You just confused your homophones on THE ONLY PLACE ON THE INTERNET where anyone would even notice.

@neitherhipsternordouche:disqus , what exactly do you mean by "you people?"

@avclub-9a4c41f045ace0bfa681478b456208f9:disqus , the very fact that you haven't made this your avatar yet tells me that you're not ready.

I really don't have a problem with changing characters' race or gender, especially if you have an interesting reason for doing it. In this case, though …

*sigh*

The cool story bro thread!

This is why apple has a license to print money while driving tech-obsessed folks nuts. Even now, in 20-fucking-12, UI and user experience continue to be an afterthought for most of the industry. Design your device with the end user in mind, and people will buy it even if it's underpowered and overpriced.

Flawless victory. I'm literally crying right now.

I want to have sex with this comment and make the catholic church pay for my condoms.

Just figured that out. That Mae Whitman has one hell of a track record.

Poe's law, people. Look it up.

Interesting that you mention Dr. Who, as it really seems like Dax should be a much more Dr. Who-like character. She's insanely old, has occupied multiple bodies, and presumably has completely different perspective on time itself than any of the other characters.

Windbag ≠ transparently closeted self-hating bigot

Flashblock and NoScript. Yes, I will look at your ads, since you're giving me stuff for free. No, I will not let you run random programs on my computer. It seems fair to me.

I know, right? This baby knows what I'm talking about.

If The Ring was PG-13, that's a great illustration of a broken ratings system.

Another thing I find bizarre is that Chrono Trigger had, and continues to have, the best turn-based combat system I've seen from Square – you don't fight in a flat, featureless, positionless infinite plane, but you don't have the interminable battles of a tactics game. It made combat a lot less like a chore.

At long last, I've finally found the other two people who agree with me that "Move Along Home" is just a weak filler episode, as opposed to a holocaust-level catastrophe. Doves cry, etc.

I'm glad that wasn't a joke, because child molestation isn't funny … well, unless your mom was a clown.