I've been enjoying this one recently.

Really?

Adam Sandler in … Jack and Jill. Rated "arg" for pirates. Fuck you.

No, @washington, I was definitely talking about the first one. The whole Reacher Gilt part is a pretty important part of the book …

Yes. Love the Moist books - particularly the first one, which is one of my favorite indictments of the fucked-up modern version of capitalism.

Anti-semitic jokes? Like what?

I agree, @avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus  - The simple errors in biology are by far the most face-palm inducing aspects of this show, and I say this as an honest-to-god quantum mechanic.

Mateus, these are not the improvements we talked about in your first draft. Everyone knew which website you were talking about the first time. Your comment needs work elsewhere. Please see me after class. 50% — C

I have a new favorite! Let us all take a moment to burn to hell.

I think you're right on. I really loved Uncharted 2 because it was like watching a new Indiana Jones movie that was actually good. Likeable wisecracking protaganists, propulsive and wide-ranging plot, fantastic setpieces, no Shia Leboueuf. Describing it as an interactive movie is just about right.

@avclub-5fa68a32c8ce2feebc132fa808d1ec0a:disqus : "Notice how that behavior isn't really present in movie book r music reviews."

Um, are you crying as you write this? Do you have someone you can call?

No, comrade! "This is joke?" is question! This is joke:
Brezhnev rehearses for speech at opening ceremony of Moscow Olympic Games. Says Brezhnev, 'Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.' Replies his assistant: 'Comrade Brezhnev, that is glorious symbol of olympic games, not text of speech!'

@sarCCastro:
A) The word is "adorkable."
B) The best part is that he (and yeah, I'm pretty positive it's a he) registered for the sole purpose of posting that one comment.

They're heeeeeeere …

It's even more fun now that registration's required. That's like at least 6 pageviews per troll. AV Club, you have my permission to take all the email addresses that register today and tomorrow and sell them to whoever will send them the most spam.
Frankly, if I had the power to fuck with metacritic like this, I don't…

Any over/under bets on the number of one-comment accounts created solely for this review? It hasn't even shown up on metacritic yet.

Arrr.

"Atlas Shrugged II: Final Sequence"? I would watch that.

Thara Thai and Goodfella are both awesome. I'm getting hungry just thinking about them.