I *would* represent, but I moved away 2 years ago. The "moving away" part still makes me happy; now I live somewhere with all sorts of geographical features.

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"Pubic space is for everybody, and we have to make concessions to others just as we expect them to make concessions to us."

@BlankSmitty: Sure. I don't see the problem. As a brand-new parent, I was kind of worried I'd become a prude like you, but I'm happy to report that that stick has not yet materialized in my ass.

You … you got your vagina in my penis?

Oh, man. When I was a kid, my favorite thing on TV was the episode of Marty Stouffer's Wild America where he spends like 30 minutes talking about how this one sort of pig has an amazing corkscrew penis (we had one of those special TVs that only received PBS)
Thank you for reminding me of that, I think.

I agree, Evan - hyperbole is literally the WORST THING EVER. It's so bad, it might be ASSASSINATED!!!

Yeah. I thought having Deep Space 9 be the last TV series and Star Trek 8 be the last movie provided the series with a very graceful denouement. I can only shudder to think what would have happened if they had kept it going and run the series into the ground.

I'm sorry, Five Guys is superior to in-n-out in every way.

Finally! Someone's been reading my "Sex and the Centipede" fanfic!!

You joke, but I watched this episode with my 1-month-old, and he got pretty into it. For him, anything with dark shapes on a white background is totally the best thing ever, so this whole episode was basically baby crack.

How far down the rabbit hole does this crazy html train go? Can I use my little ASCII tea partier?

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HTML Test! No one cares!
bolditalics
<font color="blue">Blue</font>
<font color="#0000FF">blue</font>
<font face="wingdings">wingding</font>
<big>big</big>
<blink>blink</blink>

Here is the pebble dance. If you can watch this and think "I would like to watch 80 more minutes of this", then you should watch the movie. Otherwise, just watch the pebble dance 100 times in a row.

Shut up, phououli.

Oh, Dkriz … you're the worst spammer EVER.

I'm struggling to think of any movie or TV show that has shown anything that bears any similarity to real science. The only two examples I can think of are Primer and mythbusters.

Seriously. You've got to wonder what sort of budget they're getting, because that's feature-film quality animation. If Mr. Shamalayalan's profitable catastrophe is paying for this, I think we might all owe him an apology.

Damn you, Cameron
I guess James Cameron somehow won the name "Avatar" forever?