When reminded of this type of TV, it's easier to picture why Elizabeth from "The Americans" holds the USA's culture in such contempt.

I felt like it was coming, but I also kinda hoped he was going to loop-di-loop and yell, "Buh-bye, weirdos!" As his tiny biplane magically made it to Tokyo where Mark awaited him, alive and in a very tranquil pagoda.

My sympathies to the families of all the dead henchmen.

It made me think of the Game Of Thrones cells in that place high up in the cliffs.

Henry is going to be revealed as the superdoublesecrettripleagent this season, right? RIGHT?!?

Can anyone explain to me how to invoice? I've been protesting for free, like a schmuck.

That teacher would be reprimanded and assigned a classroom management training at a minimum and fired at a strict school . . . in a pre-DeVos system, I mean.

One of my favorite sounds is when one of them (I think Travis?) does a "mm-hm" in agreement of whatever batshit crazy thing is being said like it's the most reasonable thing he's ever heard and he 100% agrees with it.

I'm sure Raf is paying for that fancy school. Any school Jane could afford would not have the balls to suggest a personal shadow for a kid in addition to a teacher.

My brother and I can walk into a bad family scene and mutter to one another, "It's like Meow-schwitz in there." The dysfunction still stings but this helps . . . and scotch; scotch always helps (we're WASPs.)

Honestly, it often seems like he is speaking a separately developed language that has the same words as English, but have been assigned different meanings. I don't speak this language and so I'm horrified when a president casually mentions nuclear attack, but his supporters hear someone being strong and taking charge.…

I saw the headline and immediately started thinking, "Oh, what's the one in Hong Kong . . . or somewhere . . . with the most beautiful soup steam ever captured on film?" Boom. "In the Mood for Love" man, all that steam was so pretty.

I made the mistake of noting the pervasive whiteness of the casts when I was visiting my mom over Christmas (who can watch these by the dozen) which resulted in comments like, "Look, there's a black guy in the crowd! He's in a uniform . . . probably a sheriff or something . . ."

Emma Stone's eyes should have gotten first billing.

Emma Stone's eyes should have gotten first billing.

I think this show is interesting and timely, but it seems to know fuckall about women or their biology.

I don't care if it takes a salve made from unicorn blood; when I'm 68, I want to have decolletage like Bernadette Peters.

She was on Jane the Virgin this season and kicking ass with her comedic chops and awesome Flamenco guitar skills.

I had an Uber driver who sat at light and glared at the girls dressed for clubbing walking in front of us. "Look at how they're dressed . . . in my country, they'd be arrested!" I start strategizing how to get out of the car without him seeing my shirt is basically backless. I really hope he wasn't one of the ten. He…

I mentioned it before on this thread, but if you got a lot out of that book, you might want to try "Just Mercy" by Bryan Stevenson. It's like a compassionate battle cry.