"David Bowie is unaware of the project as of this writing."

But what?!?! Were you just run down by a truck driver?

Someone Named Bob: I had to declare bankruptcy. How's my credit?

What the hell is in front of his face in that picture? It looks like he's holding the Eraserhead baby and its sticking its arm up in the air.

Others include:
-Actor Stars in Something
-Bill Cosby Accuser Comes Forward
-Celebrity to Voice Simpson Character

So its about Williamsburg?

That's so impractical. Money makes for a terrible crowbar.

Wait, you're supposed to go back in time?

Sexponge was my nickname in college.

You calling him a dude made me laugh a little. It would be funny if when/if they caught him they were like "Dude, you ate a baby."

Yes. You figured it out. This article is actually a podcast.

Reprise and Oslo, August 31 were both fantastic. This will likely also be good.

"Just thinking of her..SWEET…SWEET… can"

"Just throw it over the fence and let Arby's deal with it."

"The Loaded Jew" would be a good name for a kosher wine bar.

Buttwatch?

Not sure if he'll be playing the character who is in charge of hiring new lifeguards but ….. HEY WAIT A SECOND!!!

Well some of them were orange from spray-tanning.

"Your body is smelly, hairy, drug-riddled, wrinkly wonderland"

"Vinyl, which is currently planned for a 10-episode run, is set to debut some time in 2016."