"Come on, sucker, lick my battery"

Maybe it wasn't sunscreen

-No One.

If you head over to Walmart you'll be flaccid in no time.

*Crass Shite

I once woke up after a long night of drinking with a half-eaten Whataburger taquito on my chest.

Or she takes him to an IKEA store and he goes insane trying to find the exit

I agree. I mean Dwayne Johnson's tits are the best thing about Ballers.

NOT GREAT, BOB HOPE IS GOD!

Race-ist

Yeah so now that we have an actual anime question Mohd is nowhere to be found. Typical.

[gets the fuck out]

1 Girl 2 Cups

THE AV CLUB

Spoiler alert for the big twist ending: It was just gas the whole time.

Nyc, nyc really is the best place in nyc.

Also just a quick follow-up question: Do you think this is a pimple or a boil?

That was actually three questions and now we're all out of time. No more questions. Thanks.

That's just about the best opening question for any interview.

Hey, no fair. I don't have a black rectangle key on my keyboard!