Better have turn signals on it.

THE AV CLUB

CALM DOWN!!!

No, that was a dune buggy.

I made a pot of chili.

Hey…um…can I have that hand when you're done with it?

This is The AV Club. I'm pretty sure the proper joke for him to make to express his lack of interest would have been:

I'm at a bar by myself right now commenting on my phone. I'm good though guys really.

And of course it was a straight white zombie. Typical.

Jesus Christ, that guy is exhausting.

[slaps drummer anyway]

[some random anime reference]

Batgate

Tell me, do you read AV Club articles before the comments?

Hellteen: Puberty is Hell

I tried to fuck an ear once. But it was consensual.

Outraged parents? Who take their kids to McDonalds? Hard to please their high parenting standards I guess.

[punches computer screen]

^4 1/2 Stars; Essential Comment.

That goodwill is not reasonable.