I think that exact quote is on the side of their hamburger boxes.

[sighs, shrugs]

How about Kathy Bates? I'd watch that.

The second boo was the one that convinced me.

Meh, I'll just watch Twister again.

That's actually every single card in her game.

Yeah, I fucked that up. I fixed it but now I'm gonna edit it back so your comment makes sense. Because that's the kind of nice guy I am.

It would only be a war if

Thanks

Seriously, does anyone know what happened at The Dissolve? This is the first I'm hearing about it.

THE PHONE WAS CHARGING! IT WAS PLUGGED INTO THE WALL.

You actually owe money now for that joke.

But wait! There were hookers! Hookers!

Well I couldn't before.

Bond: Can I play the piano anymore?

And also quit calling things inevitable. Nobody had to make this shit.

[Abe Vigoda emerges from fireworks explosion, Terminator-style]

No that was his dad Alan.

"Still sounds like a dick"…

A Shia LaBeouf original.
—Shia LeBeouf