I fucked her right in the "no"

Heh. Nuts.

"Hey, fuck you. That's insulting."
-Mushrooms

Nice username/comment synergy.

I went to an Elvis Perkins show last month and Dan Akroyd's daughter was in his band. Seriously. I know this little to do with your comment but I thought it was interesting.

Oh really? I wasn't aware of the fact that Tatum makes his own homemade marsh… HEY!! WAIT A SECOND…It just occurred to me that you may not be commenting about actual marshmallow fluff but rather, Tatum's ejaculate. This is so unlike you, Dik.

[Insane Clown Posse joke]

Start? Uh, we weren't doing that already?

Only 10 more monthly payments and its paid off!

It would be cool if someone formed a band called Ezra and they opened up for Better Than Ezra.

[Stephen Jenkins sheds a tear and waits patiently by the phone]

Points for the "stupid like a fox" Simpsons quote.

Well, she wrote a book call The Fountainhead. Shouldn't be that hard to make a porn parody out that. Don't even need to change the title.

His guacamole recipe is even more complicated than Jack White's.

Magic Johnson is in this?

"While there is no logline available yet, the script is said to be a mixture of Weekend At Bernie’s and The Hangover"

"Hey that enourmous Cee-Lo hologram is pretty cool too."

Yeah sure Blackhat wasn't that good, but I don't think it's fair to call him a monster.

Hey, speak for yourse….
OUCH!!! MY BACK!!! I JUST THREW OUT MY BACK TRYING TO TYPE TOO FAST!!!

What about desert? Maybe some…wait for it…"ICE CREAM!"