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Also, The Way Of The Gun. Pretty good Tarantino knock off.

Maybe he just says "I'm gonna science the shit out of this here" in a Boston accent every time he encounters a problem.

Wait, wasn't he in The Terminal? That was atrocious.

"Why are all the anime DVD's in this store opened?"

Yeah and plus you can buy a microwave there for 99 cents!

"Well we saved your ass in WW III"

Porn on the Fourth of July?

And their drummer was even better in Old School as Frank The Tank.

I've thought about it and I'm now absolutely positive the best thing you've ever done is your role in Point Break.

Well joke's on him. I'm not young or a woman.

*Bill Cosby spikes Spike Lee's drink… Uh…for some reason*

[white cop shoots ball like 20 times]

[sound of pants unzipping on the other side of the door]

Knock Knock….

"No, you've got the lens cap on."

Then you're going to be really upset about Chan's follow up movie after this one. It's called "Traditional Chinese Supermen Are Our Superiors."

You also address sexual violence by licking your lips?

"This is a bloody rousing game of helmet-touch!"

Fascinating. Who are some other people that you consider to be two things?