"I'm using my retirement fund to buy several hundred cases of Benjamin buttons. I'm still not sure what they are but I think it's a wise investment"

Got some prime cuts.

That's Keef Richards Level commitment!

The music is actually made by a hideously ugly and overweight shut in that the label has never seen. They found these four guys hanging out at a local record store and offered them free lunch to pose for some pictures.

"Anchored by brothers Andy and Ben Hendricks, the pair’s familial link is obvious even in a quick glance"

They sure are tasty though.

This is just like the last time I was promised a clitoris.

[makes shifty eyes]

Like that's ever stopped you.

"HATE CRIMES!!"

Then maybe he would have smoked bath salts and eaten Ringo's face.

Rob Lowe looks like shit in that picture.

I'm starting to think that you may not really be Jake Gyllenhaal.

What the Manson gains in looks he loses in guitar tuning abilities. TUNE YOUR FUCKING GUITAR, MANSON!

No, ironically.

They were eating rotisserie chicken.

Well she does work there so…

Sean Young so android.

"I was excited to hear they offer 25% off for employees. Unfortunately, I didn't realize they were referring to dildo length."

"I have a heart and the capacity to love"