I'm just going to pretend this is the sequel to Adventureland
I'm just going to pretend this is the sequel to Adventureland
Hey, when everything else is sold out you have to buy a ticket to something…
Must not have been painfully alone enough.
8.8 Best New Music
-Pitchfork
Jingle All The Way 2: Yep, We're Still Jingling Over Here
[shoots cuffs]
American Horror Story: More Episodes of American Horror Story
Geez, don't pull a muscle.
I know. I'm so bummed out about Mad Men I can't even eat my salads or finish a round of golf or go to crossfit. All I do is sit around and drink craft beer and feel sorry for myself.
They're Teamsters so they're already millionaires.
They should have tossed pieces of the set into the East River for one last "Will It Float?"
Here's hoping the fight scenes are more convincing than those old Cinemax sex scenes. Even way back as a 12 year-old boy, knowing absolutely nothing about female anatomy, I was skeptical of the angles of they were using.
[hits SisterMaryFrancis on the nose with a rolled up newspaper]
Never mind, dammit. I can't do anything correctly.
Batman, strangely
"Director and now co-defendant Nacho Vigalondo"
A Whitesnake song is definitely playing in this scenario.
Classic Siede, right?
He sits in the driver's seat while its towed around town.
I'll bet this dude drives a Jaguar.