I sang NiceGuy's post to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire"

[makes shifty eyes]

Probably because he bought them all so they can't.

"will star Cage as a policeman who gets caught up with two other people in “a series of sadistic mind games.”

It will run for 20 seasons.

You heard it here first folks…

I read that in Al Pacino's voice

Are you actually @Dadboner?

Your comment would have been slightly more interesting if you hadn't added the "CLEANING EVERYTHING UP" to the end.

Yes but I'm sitting in the back.

So this won't feature live urination? Not interested.

What are you even talking about?

"Like a man's body?"
-Lindsey Graham

I'd certainly watch the doc about it that Werner Herzog would no doubt make.

Geez can't something go right for Brady just once, you guys?

I think that one is real

Please
Buy
Something for our pledge drive.

WalMart: Ball Plop?

"But Mulder, why would an alien punch that NFL player's wife right in the face?"

Like he said: GOD BLESS AMERICA