He'd have to pry mine from my cold, dead, lubed right hand.

No I fuck my hand all the time actually.

"Some reason"

This movie is going to be a disaster.

Boston accents! Who's going first?

Looks like Don Draper's game room.

Sounds a lot like regular college.

[quote generator explodes]

Is one of the feelings a jealous rage towards those puppies? Yeah, me too.

This looks excruciating.

I'm thinking the Michael the Deathbat would be a good hang.

Well if you'd just start wearing pants…

"An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services.

Yes, just please, yes.

Way to break through that glass ceiling, Sela.

By the time you see John Wick, you're already dead. He's a killing machine.

….with his 13 inch penis?

But that's actually what I want!

That's just plain not true.

I like comments before they're even posted.