All of this is meaningless without Alan Rickman as Sheriff of Nottingham.

"What's all this about sliders now?"
-Val Kilmer

It's because his budget was 148 million dollars. He couldn't get financing.

For the last time: Tearjerking! It's called Tearjerking!

Yeah, I've never heard of him either.

This better not be sarcasm here.

Are you talking about THE Guy Branum?

Thanks, Narc.

FIRST BED BUGS NOW THIS!?!?

[gets the fuck out]

Regular or Scoops?

Winter is coming…… With a 50% chance of snow.

Nebraska

Yep

[Spielberg quietly sneaks up behind PantsGoblin]
Oh man, this is gonna be good.

Can we please get weird with this and have like Gary Busey and I don't know, maybe Danny Trejo play the Wright brothers please? Because I'd watch that.

And the ambiance!

Gesundheit!

[reluctantly hands over "props"]

The Hateful Eight is going to be a great sequel.