So metal to die of old age.

Fucking holograms.

Gotta store it somewhere

[some sort of joke about how its not always Sonny (Corleone) over at Fox and so on]

Thanks for investigating. I guess you're a…

Who's going to see this?
[both-thumbs-pointing-to-self motion]
That's who.

"Bond. Dieter Bond."

10.2 or GTFO.

"Lets not let bad credit ruin all your hopes and dreams for the future. Dreams such as home ownership, boat ownership, and movie attendance."

Edited for being an asshole.

Whodda Kotb?

Starz Seldomly

That's your solution for everything.

"A customer." Nice try, Sinbad.

The Chris Tucker Equivilant sounds like an urban reboot of The Bourne franchise.

No, but it has more girth.

"All night, all night, all night."

Not true. There's also sad sex.

Ok who ordered the zingburger?

Maybe Billy Blob Blorton?