[Tom Green emails @John Saleeby:disqus his resume]

Wait. Hold on here a second. What's all this about a jiggly lady now?

That shirt he's wearing does kind of make him look like a planet.

I don't recall saying thank you.

[Upvotes and immediately buys plane ticket to Alabama.]

"They have beer and gum, right?"

Your mom had 100 hits today…
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True. It does say up there that Betty White is a guest star.

Needs more salt

#4: Be Christopher Walken

I really want to know the context of this comment.

Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the Bolivians.

…. In awkward silence.

[gets ready to flag responses]

But look at you now. Drinking all day and posting comments on AV Club. Showed him.

"Quit loitering by the phone. This is a music factory. Get back to work!"

DOWNLIKED.

Strangely, its Zack Budryk

Yeah, Gladwell's Outliers is practically "How To" for raping women.

"I don't get it"