Not Champagne. Butter. Christie Christie only drinks melted butter.

Hey let's elect a fat guy next. I like making fat jokes.

Where's the fucking Taco Bell Bell when you need him?

Ha! Have I? Have I?……

Boom! Roasted!

No way. PSH and Barry Pepper are the two sides of Monty's personality in the film. Both character's stories are relevant to the choice Monty has to make at the end of the movie.

I don't need your sympathy, man. I need my fucking Dwayne Johnson.

"How many times did Dave Thomas beat Paul Dano to death with a square hamburger patty and a baked potato?"

How's your wife Bunny, Mr. Lebowski?

I'm tempted to lookup the name of Justin Bieber album and edit again just to make you look bad.

Edit: Never mind

Alright, now y'all are just naming random shows.

[Stephen Hawking punches Patchface in the junk with his wheelchair boxing glove]

[punches laptop]

Seen this?
http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/p…

It seems crazy to me that Anderson had DFW as a professor in college. Maybe that increases the chances of this happening?

And but so true.

I agree with the guy with the long name up there. The gunfire in this movie is different than any movie I've seen. It is unsettling and feels very authentic.

[nods]

Hey are Sean and Shaquille related?