Sometimes. You know… with two girls.

That's what she said!

Nailed It!

Wait I got this….

And now for some dirty comments….

That's why we have Barsanti working late. For the stories that just can't wait until tomorrow.

Your dad always talks about how he can't tell the difference between Pokemon and Digimon?

Can you call a group that big a gang?

But the venue there is just a big barn with metal folding chairs and a gas-powered generator.

Or how to fellate oneself.

Can't tell if you're cleaning up that joke or making it dirtier.

No, Sam calls that Monday. Just like everyone else at the AV Club.

mmmmmm… bloody bacon!

No, you're thinking of sweet potato fries. Sweet merciful crap I hate those things.

You have some bacon-milk on your face. Please wipe your mouth with this.
[hands over a slab of bacon]

You think it might work without the fork in the eye?

Check you out. Getting jokes. Good for you.

NPR?

@oddfuturewolfgangpauli:disqus Your account has been hacked!

Hank Scorpio didn't even get runner-up for H?