I was really, really excited about Phantom Menace so this survey means nothing.

And cocaine.

"It's a simple question, Bill. Would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?"

TOO SEXY!!!

Oh…you're serious. That's the real title.

"Techniquely." See, I took your word and New Orderized it. Thread starts here.

You're both right.

TWO! TWO GLORIOUS DICKS! AH, AH, AH, Ahhhhhh.

Ha. Cab fare and a fake phone number. High five!

"Week 27: Ate at the Black Eyed Pea with some friends and got into heated Casino vs. Goodfellas discussion, Again."

I like to sort by best to read the hits and then sort by oldest to get some context. I guess I'm just a romantic.

I wish we could go back to 1995 and enjoy each week organically. So many missed opportunities. 52 to be exact.

There it is!

Gladiator? Cast Away? Almost Famous? Traffic?

I liked Jeanne until she wanted to be a leader in the Faith and I was like "no way."

I thought the thing about her giving a job in a movie was a joke and i looked and it wasn't. I looked again and it wasn't. I looked again and it wasn't. Then I went to sleep.

The kids are calling it an 'Uncle Jesse" these days.

If Zooey Deschanel had a slutty sister. No offense Emily.

Oh…there was rape like any other prison. But we shared a bottle of wine first.

You guys are so adorbs.