"Bring me the brain of J Edgar Hoover. He'll know how to finish off my enemies once and for all. #sad."

Cloverfield blast?

Alright then….a draw!

V'ger?

"She's choppin' brochuleh!" Give me the classics.

"STFU!!" - US America

Muh muh muh muh myeeeee Jabroni!

As a software developer, I'm naturally afraid of QA.

Give it time.

It was this or accept a position on Trump's cabinet.

"Don't worry, just make the new doctor good looking and the audience won't question a thing." - Grey's script notes

"Of course I can, sir. It's like a second language to me."

When North Korea buys YouTube, I guess.

"Of course Slim Pickens was a replicant." - Ridley Scott

Yes.

"How about 'titular all-woman cast of Ocean’s Eight'?"

"Babe, I read it for the polls."

Suddenly is jolted awake with Emily asking if he was okay. It was all juuuust a dream.

Homemade Shot for Shot 8 bit

BuzzFeed Friends quiz says it makes you "Monica".