Shhhhh…we're back in the 90s. The movie hasn't been made yet. Act cool.

I knew it way back when I did a google search back in…7 minutes ago.

I like to eat…eat…eat…apples and muh-gah-zuh-nay nays.

It is thirty-THREE bits and never has bugs.

OS/2.

CHick-from-BIG-loVé

But he hated Zion oddly enough.

Hey guys, have you seen Singles yet? I think it defines our generation really well.

Call me when she starts a daily joke line.

"Hey guys, can we play?"

I've eaten at Outback so I'm pretty sure you do.

And what's up with this Internet Explorer thing? I mean..what a piece of shit! Netscape was the best $35 I ever spent.

Funny as a crutch, Rich.

After reading these comments I had to go back and make sure the story wasn't about him dying.

I'd take a bullet for mayonnaise.

And he should be typing his comments with an old typewriter and mailing them into the AV Club.

Manager: Guys…people are starting to notice that Twilight Zone is our entire playlist. We need something to liven up the act. No idea is a bad idea.

Any one of his three legs.

Or the Epiphone equivalent for $279 at Guitar Center ($349 if you want the amp and sweet gig bag).

First of all, it's "foo-foo". Secondly, I see you posting a comment about it.