I saw a terrific double bill the other week - well, I saw one movie directly after the other anyway - of Guardians Of The Galaxy and 20,000 Days On Earth. One a huge $200,000,000+ jaw-dropping spectacle (a goofball sci-fi Raiders Of The Lost Ark? I'm in); the other a darkly comic, snarlingly poetic rumination on…

It's an even better argument for just leaving well enough alone: but as we all know that will never happen, because money.

It could be bad and yet still make a fuckton of money. Cue sequels, extended universe, merchandising opportunities and the drowning of a previously-beloved cinematic property in the shittiness of its own unnecessary 'update'. I know I haven't watched any original trilogy Star Wars movie since the Summer of 1999…

I totally get this; but, she does look extraordinarily beautiful made up as Aladdin Sane…

Okay, I know its probably categorised as a sex crime these days to be sending someone a picture like that through the mail; but dammit if I wasn't just bent-double laughing for a solid minute at your description.

It may have also been preying on her mind that you might actually think she is a horrible bitch; which if she said so much shit about your family would hardly be surprising. By her obviously batshit postulating that maybe a friend or family member had sent her the picture "because she reasoned I'd probably told them…

His infamous Live Aid rant, "Don't go to the pub tonight, give us your money now!!" really does demonstrate your point to a tee: he's offended that people still have money in their pockets while the Ethiopian famine rages and Opus II are on stage for their viewing pleasure. Since he did do a fuckton of good with that…

She entered a competition called "World's Clumsiest Booty-Call"?

I'm not sure jelly has a solid enough consistency to be suitable for insertion into your urethra.

Something resembling a fleshy blunderbuss?

Of course, that scene - and the burgeoning love of Eva for her marble-mouthed guardian angel - was helped immeasurably by the fact there was a sickeningly good-looking man underneath the sasquatch-esque beard. Although I thought it would have been a more interesting move if the beard had come off and Steve Buscemi was…

Of course: they can has cheezburger!

A friend of mine's sister bought him a 24x case of Stella Artois last December, drew a grid across the top to delineate each tin and numbered the squares 1 to 24.

I remember a commenter replying under one of Biastioc's posts that he had displayed waaaaaay too much intimate and detailed knowledge of hentai and obscure Japansese pornography to be anything other than the real deal. He may also have been a uniquely self-aware pervert, utilising his extensive private research to…

Do you by any chance live in an apartment complex? When I did, the toilet systems were all off the central stairwell, as was my bedroom on the middle floor: resulting in my knowing when all five of my neighbours' apartments - and my housemates - were flushing their pee/poop/extraneous…

That would be more plausible. Sexy-plausible!

It was also released on VHS in the UK via a cheapo label as Remo, obviously post-box office suckitude.

I have to admit, I was thrown by the Daniel/Amantha flashback in the prison meeting room: I actually thought it was a flash forward - or jumpcut to several weeks/months later - and Daniel had returned to prison from where he could fight and clear his name. I was quite disappointed when it turned out it was a flashback…

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So Ralph Richardson in Time Bandits, got it.