Can we do the '@Dikachu:disqus/or whoever' thing still? If not, do we just adopt it anyway to denote a reply thread/discussion? And why am I asking you, my penis-nosed friend?

Point taken: I suggested the "sorry" thing to be proffered merely as a harmless, ultimately meaningless platitude (I am English, so fully half of my sentences seem to begin with an apology).

I am actually three-quarters with you on this: if your ultimate aim is to reason with someone and let the logic of your position triumph over their hate and fear, then the very people they deride - the indefinable 'other', be it other races or indeed "race-traitors" of their own particular hue - causing them to lose…

The unfortunate truth regarding humanity: there are always jerks.

That's a conversation that I had to have about two months ago with an ex. She didn't take it well, but at least got the message: no more 'packages' of returned gifts left swinging on the handle of my front door, no showing up randomly to my home or work since, no texts inviting me out to this or that event. It was an…

*Spike Lee retweets Sinéad O'Connor's home address*

Long, over-the-knee socks? Awesome. White tubesocks not so much.

Thank you for the clarification, on both counts. Again, "The uploader has not made this video available in your country".

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

Because the latter would make it sound too close to 'Cornetto'?

MTV reality show’s premiere party canceled due to "Dumbasses and Death Threats".

Ahhhhhh…. This is the one I've been waiting for - and actively lobbying for in the comments sections - since I first read this feature in about 2008. I knew he'd be the perfect RR subject: perhaps not in a Terri Garr or Bronson Pinchot way, but definitely in the "able, affable and endlessly entertaining" manner of…

Whees Evees are theys Eevees?

But she loved my 'Baby Hermann' voice! And the smell of a good Cuban stogie!

Apparently it was her first time with "a younger man", and it weirded her out to the extent that it became an issue. A sheltered upbringing? Followed by a sheltered adulthood? Or maybe she just saw me as a bizarre man-baby for entirely separate reasons, and this was the closest thing she could tie it into.

Trim, with a 1 or 2 guard: the auld twig & gigglers are built for function rather than aesthetics to begin with, and - yes, personally speaking - there's precious little in this world that looks better with a ginger afro.

^^^This. I have dated well above and below my age range (a decade and more either way), as well as in between: not because of a kink or fetish, but because in every instance I met someone, we liked each other and it turned out we were both single at the time. Observe campsite rules, treat your partners well and show…

Call this a McDonald's riot? C'mon boys, let's take 'em to school!

Terrific, that sounds like a plan: I usually get the last train home (I'm in Border country), but will see if I can stop over this time for the late show as well as the OMS. Best of luck with it all!

Of course! I remember reading an interview with Lee & Herring after they finished This Morning With Richard Not Judy, and they said how they had planned a series of sketches with Kevin Eldon's Rod Hull repeatedly dying from a series of unrelated and entirely preventable accidents, if only he had used his real arm.…