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It is obvious: she had a duplicate key cut that afternoon and now has free access to your apartment at any time of the day or night. Pick your favorite out of the following plausible scenarios: total clearance of all valuables in one fell swoop/leeching small items of value daily over the course of several months/easy…

Ronin for definite. Sean Bean lives!

What a charmingly reasonable racist aftermath.

I agree that this was top-drawer snarkasm. Have we just found our new Nathan Rabin?

Some of it  - I'm sure there was more - is documented here:

From everything I know of him, I'd say he's a worm; an 'Epsilon', if you like. An alpha male should have supreme confidence in his own abilities: it appears that Dennis Leary only has confidence in other peoples' abilities, hence the recurring motif of material theft throughout his career.

I must respectfully disagree: Dennis Leary is not "a raging alpha from way back". He is - and has always been - a ragingly unfunny hack, douchepipe and joke-thief. The ability to talk fast in a Boston accent does not make anyone "alpha"; in this case, it just means he's overcompensating for having no discernable…

Mel Gibson at the end of some or other shitty Mel Gibson movie.

Shouldn't a starving family be a little… Y'know… Thinner?

You should have stuck around for Season Two, where Bullock's bullish arrogance and complete inability to let an innocuous slight - a true one, incidentally - starts a chain reaction putting the entire camp in jeopardy. The unlikely hero of Season Two? Al Swearengen, who has to claw back his power base in order to…

No love for The Sure Thing?

"Whing"?

He was in 'Predators' and had a fairly neutral American accent, which I presume is his normal brogue - nary a peep of bluegrass or bourbon at all.

That rare thing, a beautifully written comedy; groundbreaking in a lot of ways, but clever enough to couch its own edginess in warm characters and a gentle style so that even my grandmother fell in love with it. I'm so glad that Will Harris asked him about this show: I wouldn't even have minded if Gustavo Fring hadn't…

It's a fun record - and features possibly the tightest rhythm section ever to play that loudly - but ultimately inconsequential next to the best those three musicians have produced elsewhere.

Piloted by Yuri Gargle-arin?

And that's some brutal side-parting going on there as well.

Black Hawk Down got there first.

After his 'X Files' episode where he played an emotionally distraught demon perfectly (and with no trace of the smirky ham for which he is rightly beloved), I think BC could have been a superb Brother Justin. Then again, Clancy Brown's turn on Carnivale was easily the best part of the show - which unfortunately spent…