Rub-a-dub-in-the hot tub!

Kid Rock can still go to that steakhouse, making it unsafe for everyone else.

Just shake it off, your brain will thank you.

No, I don't, you're too vague.

RUN DMC walk this way

Look for a short-lived spinoff series in his future…

NFL Superpro wanted a movie, but Marvel was like, "Nah, that ain't happening!", so he asked for a trade to DC; he was happy it wasn't to the Redskins.

Critics felt his performance was a bit of a space oddity, and that the producers were under pressure to stuntcast.

Neither. He'll be played by John Cho, as this will be an edgier remake of Rush Hour.

Let me guess, the reason you don't care for "The Mouse and the Mask" is because it's just a bunch of cartoon samples over a beat…

You and Selena Gomez..

That episode were Joffrey drive his sports car recklessly through Westeros and threw eggs at the Wall was where I stopped watching,

"Take my sausage out of your mouth, eh!"

If this leads to Grizzly appearing in the Ant-Man movie, he should be played by Peter Mayhew.

If one appears, you know she's a fan of you and the A.V. Club - great job!

And that poor man is on welfare…

Or a current NFL player from the Cowboys still screaming about how that was a catch..

About time, that's why people were saying around Christmas time that he smells.

I'm getting old, I remember when Avril Lavigne could make a crappy video without people acting like they saw a video of a lynching.

Bastards…