He's loves the dough, he said as much to Biggie Smalls and Angela Winbush back in '97…

This wasn't entitled Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas: Madea Gets R Dun! ?!?

Wait a minute, what's this about tits? I was busy eating bacon…

"Hasta la vista monkey!"

As long as Duchovny doesn't end up in another X-Files movie, I'm on board too.

Clearly his dislike of the Beastie Boys and Tarantino has affected their career arcs as both the director and the rappers have vanished into obscurity.

Victoria Jackson's guru

And yet, when Glenn Beck says this, it's met with scorn.

And Paul Walker and his nitro-powered race car ascended to heaven

First Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, now Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell - Jim Norton is cable TV poison. Funny as hell though…

I could have swore Thor had that magical hammer in the first movie, but I don't have Amelie's keen sense of observation and snark.

It did, that's why Keitel broke up with Lorraine Bracco

I avoid having sex with girls who brush their teeth with a bottle of Jack for that very reason.

If you ask nicely enough, I'm sure the Flaming Lips will flash you as well.

Michael "P.S." Hayes may be a racist asshole, but him coming to the ring with the rebel flag painted on his face has more to do with his wrestling gimmick of being a badass from Georgia, wearing the stars and bars in Chicago is just a way to get a response from the audience rooting for the hometown Road Warriors.

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary?

Kim's ass is my deep-fried twinkie cheeseburger.

Hey - didn't I already say blow it out your ass?

pre·his·tor·ic (pr h -stôr k, -st r -) adj. 1. Of, relating to, or belonging to the era before recorded history

I look forward to seeing this story of Caesar and his childhood friends from Queens, New York City, navigate the unfamiliar terrain of Italy, circa 85 BC…