I refused to watch Casey Affleck at the Oscars, where is MY audience and accolades?

With his landlord writing an angry letter about back rent in Comic Sans?

I think a shirtless J.R. Smith would make a better wacky neighbour.

Nazi humour? Let's not Goebbels there.

At least it will feature a lot of old timey explosions.

Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh are very funny, though it's usually unintentional, and a surprising number of people don't get the joke.

Dressing like this would be a great way to get candy and a punch in the face this Halloween.

He must be very spry for his age.

Old enough to buy booze, not old enough to know better.

Which movie is it OK to lust after Emma Watson?

Ay carumba!

Finally! More Speedway Squad (In Color)!

So does his wife…

Or base a standalone movie based on his character.

I have watched the show. I stand by my statement.

It's worth it for the better picture and sound quality when you realize your daughter gets sucked through a ghostly portal in her closet.

If he was a handsome name, would he be hot Dick Sweat?

People do need a reminder to have their pets spayed or neutered when they're not watching old episodes of The Price is Right.

Or Dick Hertz.

Grimm got renewed?!? Someone must have lost a bet.