I heard Durst's fingers tasted like chocolate starfish and hot dog water.

He knows…

What, you're going to tell me he never studied law either?

Both you and Jessica Simpson must think it smells like incense in here…and this I swear.

Plus, his birth name is Reinhold, so he has that going for him as well.

When you're not in high school anymore, it's amazing what you no longer have to justify to anyone anymore…

B-B-B Bane-y and Jets

I still like "Fly Away", f*ck what a hater got to say.

So you're saying hanging out with Chris Robinson isn't hard to handle now?

Luckily their lead singer had a cooking background and the show "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives" to fall back on.

I'll never think of Tebowing in the same way again…

Glee: Can't Stop the Music (No Matter How Hard We Try)

I still have to turn to the back of the book for the answer when that happens.

I don't want to think about what happens to Sally Kimball in that scenario.

I think Bugs Meany could benefit from a gritty reboot, leaders of street gangs have changed quite a bit since Sobel's heyday.

Don't get her started about twerking, Miley gets enough media coverage as is.

How do you like them apples?

"You may tell jokes, Mr. ganews, but you are no comedian."

"I'm going to get medieval on your buttocks."

Someone has to rep for turtle power.