I remember Mitt Romney, he kept his women in binders didn't he?

Uhhh…Celebrity Apprentice, hello?

This will free up time for Kanye to continue that thing with Kimmel and to continue neglecting his daughter.

Yesterday's game was the most Tony Romo performance a quarterback could give - dazzling enough to make hot blondes fall in love with him, but ultimately not good enough to win the game.

Yeah, I wouldn't own up to that either.

Hey, you knew what you were getting when you made Matt Schaub your starting quarterback.

According to Kanye West, there's no good pussy on 2 Broke Girls.

Then I guess you did a piss-poor job of convincing me that turning the Justice League into the United Nations makes for more interesting characters and better stories.

Teaming her with Wendi McLendon-Covey's big tits was a stroke of genius.

Oy vey!

This is as good a time as any to point out that Ben Grimm is also Jewish.

Sweet Christmas, would he ever!

Remember when Superman had electrical powers and then got split into Superman Red and Superman Blue? Change for the sake of change doesn't necessarily make characters more interesting or better stories. I highly doubt that experiment would be more successful if Clark Kent was made into a black man as well.

Lauren Hill - proof that sometimes Jesus isn't the answer.

Turning the Justice League into the United Colors of Benetton would prevent a JLA movie from sucking? How do you figure?

Especially when they're not Cyborg, Steel, John Stewart, or Vixen.

Has it really been 9 years since Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed?

Which one of them is going to say "Jinkies" and which one is going to drive the Mystery Machine?

I think maybe Norm's hitting the cocaine again…

That's no way to talk to the chocolate monk.