…"the bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a fucking joke?".

Even sadder when the funny best friend isn't all that funny…

I just want an honest interview with Tammy Lynn Sytch about all the guys she banged backstage for drugs, what do I have to say to get that?

No, like Geocities.

So this is for the gay guys who made up Will and Grace's audience?

My TV can buy beer - that's why I've never upgraded to HD.

You know who else is winning - Kevin Federline.

John Cena's dead?

As what, Liz Lemon's coffee mug?

You really think he's that self-aware? I bet he still thinks people are filming him despite no cameras being around…

Still Ryan Lochte, just no one will be recording his exploits.

I prefer reading this as "Squirrel Girl wouldn't work on the small screen.  You need…to show…her bush…".

Decapitating the real Bruno Mars would probably get you locked out of heaven.

I'd be up for seeing Pussy Riot perform, it'll give Putin a chance to steal another Superbowl ring.

If your host is Rob Ford, don't make a video of your visit, he has a thing about video evidence of his partying, according to Gawker.

"We're Americans and not two clearly insane men, Jerry!"

With John Hodgman as the PC, and Justin Long as the Mac.

No, it was originally called Chicks Need Dicks.

Pumpkin pie is the only option on Thanksgiving? Has Amelie ever heard of apple pie?

Coming to a theatre near you, How to Lose a Manic Pixie Dream Girl in 10 Days