For stating that, you must be flushed with pride.

Meh - let me know when Levar Burton is coming back to "Reading Rainbow".

Be nice, it's not like Newhart turned Sara Gilbert gay or anything.

"Hi, I'm Larry…this is my brother Daryl. This is my other brother Daryl."

Explains why there isn't a lot of crime in the porn industry…

He'll play the Golden Age Flash in a flashback.

What can you say, Mr. J likes his sidekicks buxom.

When he's wearing a trucker's cap ASHTON KUTCHER, IS, THE TRICKSTER.

Hey, I'm still pissed you asked to elope with me, and then you left me waiting with a ladder on my window sill…all because I said you may not be the talent scout you think you are.

"Yeah, hi, it's me, Matt…I'm lonely. Call me."

I guess he got her done.

Has noted television watching talent scout John Sweden come by to complain about how Seth Green is wasting his talent on this show yet, or is waiting until it's cancelled to make a point?

If that video I saw is any indication, Bubba the Love Sponge's wife is more than willing to give Hogan all the red snapper he wants.

If only you had called out an old man 11 years ago, the world would have been spared your match with Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania…

The lack of twerking was what pissed me off.

Didn't Are You There, Chelsea? do a good enough job of that?

I demand to see footage of this ass slapping @avclub-236e42b5af241c85d97910f5c1aa6107:disqus is talking about.

Now that would be some magical jitter-bugging.

If that fan fiction I read is any indication, I'm sure the internet would have no problem with a movie featuring Hermione and her wand.

Yeah! And there's NO WAY those retarded children should have sexual relationships with women either!