To be fair, I wouldn't want to talk to Ryan Reynolds either.

I think they're all watching Gigolos …

Katt Williams would like a word with you…

Or write a 1500-word blog entry on why Was (Not Was)'s "Walk the Dinosaur" was the most unrated hit of the 80s.

I'd like to see how Jessie is dealing with that crippling caffeine addiction that lead her to prostitution…

To remove the sand, he better shake it to the left shake it, shake it to the right

Could that be why both Macaulay Culkin and Ashton Kutcher insisted on shoving their genitalia in her mouth?

All I know is that all I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a poom-poom

@avclub-9b60cf1b2106f886f17cba2b1a0359b9:disqus: "Oww…my groin!"

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

Keep in mind, one of the things Brolin got done was the mess that was Jonah Hex.

Yeah…and Gigli sucked too!

"I think I'm going to like working here."

Happy Glilmour Sandler

Al Davis would have gotten more out of Salinger - "Just write, baby!"

To be fair, the movie had some good buzz around it.

He's got to wait until George Lopez says it onstage.

Agreed - Chappelle should have never given those niggas money, especially knowing none of them could ever get another job on their own.

Kif > Ross

Sounds like something everyday people can relate to.