Twerk like an Egyptian

Quayle/Palin 2016: The race to the bottom begins now.

Old Spice is the source of his POWER.

Besides, Adam Carolla needs something to deflect any observations about why he isn't funny or getting movie deals.

Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell 
Ooooh that smell 
The smell of death surrounds you

Tolerabilty Index: Turn off the Snark

The Man's on second, Mr. Charlie's at shortstop, and there's a Conspiracy on third.

Where does Race Bannon fin into this?

According to Michael Jackson and Mel Gibson, "Jew me".

S/he's up all night to the sun
I'm up all night to get some
S/he's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky

Only if you get rid of your TV, I can't be in a relationship with a  TV-watching talent spotter as sensitive as yourself…

Yeah, it really sound like an after-the-fact face-saving measure - go watch some TV to make yourself feel better, there might be a working actor out not bemoaning the fact that you think they're wasting their talent.

Maybe he's a Mormon…

The punchline ends with "…OH!"?

No chance of you changing "foot" to "face" and then actually going through with it, huh?

You mean that stuff appears when I beat my meat isn't pudding?

They would have gone with Chesticles but that title is reserved for Sofía Vergara's show.

TMZ: Franco edition

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos." - I watched someone on TV with talent say this.

You can wish for and watch whatever you want Sweden, all I said before you and the other overtly-sensitive TV-watching talent spotters out there started to cry is that you may not be a better judge of talent on television than people in the television industry.