Book him to perform at the next Gathering of the Juggalos and convince him that starting a fight with one of the clowns will increase his street cred - problem solved.

Maybe Jourgensen's doing a homage to Gary Oldman in "True Romance"…unless it's White Boy Day, it ain't White Boy Day is it?

But who got the cookie and the right to stick it up their (YEAH!)?

In fairness, it was all done for the nookie.

Does this mean his Superman story will come out of the "Do Not Publish" closet over at DC now?

*jobs to Cena*

More people know "'Cult of Personality" as CM Punk's theme music than as the hit it was in 1988…I guess that's better than it being used as a jingle.

More of a Kim Kardashian I gather?

No, the "C" grade is sufficient, anyone who tried to intimidate a Toronto Raptors  announcer doesn't deserve anything higher…

To be fair, he already used the "rude thoughtless pig" line on his daughter.

"This movie sucks because Sandra Bullock doesn't fuck like a porn star."
-Jesse James,
Tattoo, motorcycle and porn star enthusiast

I agree, the hosts on "The Chew" are insufferable.

The douche doesn't fall far from the douchebag.

Could have…didn't though.

I'd prefer Sofia Vergara bra-less squirting milk everywhere in Machete Kills, but I'm sure I'm in the minority on that one.

You'd pout too if you realized your best days were wasted on "Will and Grace".

It's going to be tense on the set if they go with a black Baxter Stockman.

Featuring Jackie Chan as Scottie Pippen.

You know of what you speak, Chappelle killed it as white newsman Chuck Taylor.

Never mind who's playing Splinter, who's going to remake "Ninja Rap" for the soundtrack?