Never mind who's playing Splinter, who's going to remake "Ninja Rap" for the soundtrack?

"I'd like to solve the puzzle - NAGGERS."

Uncle Phil just threw me out the front door, thanks…

Oh God, does this mean Jaden's going to get another leading role he doesn't deserve?

Hey Carrey, you planning to give back the paycheque from the movie you can no longer support out of good conscience?

Half Man?

Somehow some gay keeps coming up with funky ass shit like every single day.

I liked "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret" - not everything can be a Netflix semi-original production, company man.

Only in Martin Lawrence's flying teapot inspired dreams…

"You ain't got no job Kramer!"

Andy Dick, line one…

Neither: the white guy listens to jazz and the black guy loves prog rock

"You ain't got no job Tommy!"

Niles is always trippin'…

Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the nation's correctional facilities.

Even more disgusting - Filet-O-Fish made by Smashmouth's Guy Fieri.

Sorry Kevin, but that image of Pam is kinda hot…

When will we see the Batman TV show on DVD so we can get Batman to dance at the same Bat-time on the same Bat-channel?

Terry David Mulligan?

Hulk Hogan as The Baddie ladies and gentlemen…